103 definitions by the letter D

Writer/director/producer. Works with Low Budget Pictures. Recurring characters in his movies include Teen Ape, Filthy McNasty, and Mr. Bonejack (played by himself). Notorious for making movies that:
- are shot on a shoestring budget
- are profoundly vulgar
- feature absurd and hyperbolic dialogue
- reference John Stamos at least once
- are interspersed with several funny moments that make up for the overall disappointment

Selected Filmography:
- Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker
- Mulva 2
- Filthy McNasty
- Filthy McNastier
- Filthy McNastiest
- Anal Paprika
- Anal Paprika 2
- Anal Paprika 3
- Quest for the Egg Salad
Say what you will about the racism in Mulva or its plodding second half: the scene with Debbie Rochon and Trent Haaga is one of the funniest in film history. Only Chris Seaver could have written it.
#chris seavage #maximum seavage #hyperbolic dialogue #gashtastic #vulgarity
by the letter d November 04, 2007
A rubber bandit is someone who will put a rubber band around the base of their erect penis so as to trap the blood inside and maintain an erection indefinitely.
"I'm worried I might lose this... I'd better rubber band it."
"So that's why they call you the rubber bandit."
#rubber band #erection #blood #circulatory system #romance
by the letter d August 26, 2007
A misogynistic term used to refer to woman whose value has decreased in the eyes of the speaker due to her extensive sexual history.
"I'm not going near her; she's spoiled goods."
#slut #whore #cum receptacle #cock smoker #promiscuous
by the letter D April 24, 2006
Contemptible people; loathsome individuals; a child-friendly way of saying "assholes."
"The neighbors knocked my fence down."
"Those irascible devils!"
#contemptible swine #men of low moral fiber #discordial folk #rueful company #fuckholes
by the letter d November 13, 2007
An attitude or disposition heavily focused on sex.
This new curriculum is a little too fuckcentric for my tastes.
#fuck #fucking #fuckminded #fuckingly #fuckified
by the letter d March 01, 2007
A DJing technique in which the DJ will cut into and out of the music not by using the fader but by literally lifting the needle up off the record and putting it back down.

Impressive visually and very difficult to do accurately, but doesn't serve any auditory purpose (unless the DJ doesn't have a fader in the first place).
"DJ Craze does a pretty good needle drop."
"So?"
#dj #scratch #scratch dj #fader #turntable
by the letter d November 12, 2007
Batman's most secret weapon.
"Holy logjams, Batman! However will we pacify this raging bitch?"
"Simple, Robin, I'll just hit her face with my Batcum!"
#batman #caped crusader #dark knight #boy wonder #facial
by the letter d August 26, 2007
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