A misogynistic term used to refer to woman whose value has decreased in the eyes of the speaker due to her extensive sexual history.
"I'm not going near her; she's spoiled goods."
Any act of copulation
involving blood, including (but not limited to):
- fucking while the girl is menstruating
- stabbing somebody and then fucking the wound
- stabbing somebody and then fucking them normally but getting their blood all over each other
- stabbing yourself and then fucking
- stabbing a third party and then fucking
- having a blood orgy
- any combination of the above
That was one bloody fuck alright.
A rubber bandit is someone who will put a rubber band around the base of their erect penis so as to trap the blood inside and maintain an erection indefinitely.
"I'm worried I might lose this... I'd better rubber band it."
"So that's why they call you the rubber bandit."
Fortune, with a capital F, is the classical figure personifying fortune (with a lower-case F). Usually depicted as a person with a wheel full of outcomes; whatever the wheel is spun to is what happens.
(For the idea of a personified abstraction, consider Death, with a capital D, the cloaked figure with a scythe who personifies death, with a lower-case d.)
O, Fortune, how thou hast abandoned me!
Contemptible people; loathsome individuals; a child-friendly way of saying "assholes."
"The neighbors knocked my fence down."
"Those irascible devils!"
Batman's most secret weapon.
"Holy logjams, Batman! However will we pacify this raging bitch?"
"Simple, Robin, I'll just hit her face with my Batcum!"
An attitude or disposition heavily focused on sex.
This new curriculum is a little too fuckcentric for my tastes.