13 definitions by the canadian information minister

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An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.

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Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"

Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
by The Canadian Information Minister February 29, 2004

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A substance found in beer (except American beer) and several other beverages that makes you excessively happy, sad, belligerent or horny. It allows white men to dance and ugly men to get laid (when given to their victim).
You wanna get with that hottie? You're gonna need lots of alcohol!

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Insertion of the penis into the earhole.
Our bellies distended and mouths glistening from goat meat, we decided to try a little shin-shi shin-shi, my lover and I.
by The Canadian Information Minister September 26, 2004

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A lazy person. See Fucking the dog.
You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.

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Zug
The world's only comedy site.
I soiled myself laughing at Zug's website.

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A denizen of Chilitown.
Sheriff: "My Bombignants! My Bombignants! Can you tell me what happened here?"

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