A an old fashioned, homeschooling mother who thinks that girls should suffer during warm weather because shorts and tank
turn them into strippers destined for hell.
*girl walks into room
wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing
tank top and jeans*Puritan
mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending
the rest of your life in a brothel!
Girl: But look
at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??Puritan
mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.