Caldwell/West Caldwell school district is the fuckin stupidest school. In James Caldwell High School, Not only is every kid inn there a cocky little bitch , but they also run around in their little groups with their abercrombie designer shit strutting like wanna-be lil' waynes and trying to sagg their jeans when their whiter than a fuckin polar bear. Every grade has that one exclusive group that won't stop taking pictures of themselves and putting Seniors and juniors decide to fuck with freshmen. Girls pretend to be sluts but are actually prude as fuck. Weekends consist of people selling each other handles for 50$ and everyone getting drunk in someones house. Our sports programs are beast, but coachs usually let kids get edges in playing time when parents bribe them, especially the basketball team which has not won a county title since 1958. And finally during the summer everyone goes to these big-ass beach houses and get fucked up and pretend to life this fantasy life where no one really knows how fuckin gay they are. So Seriously if you ever get the chance to come here don't go, its like the fakest bunch of fuckin bitchass faggots in the entire essex county, seriously if you see this shithole you'll be begging to go to newark.. LOL jk no one wants to there.
Wanna Be Wigger: YOO maaa niqqa i just got hard on some new lil' wayne shit yo his drops are radddical.
Emo Spanish Kid: dude your white shut the fuck up, lil' wayne sucks dick.
Try-Hard Faggot1: Yo man last weekend was off the hoook we went insane with those wine coolers i swear i was drunk after the first 5 minutes
Try-Hard Faggot 2: Yeah that shit was fun,i bought a handle from Mike for 70 dollars. We're going crazy this weekend!
Try Hard Faggot 1: Yeah man then we can some SICK pictures and put up like a million on facebook, man we're like alcoholics now.
Try Hard Faggot 2: Yeah man can't wait to choade it up on XBOX later i prestiged twice in MDF!
Try Hard Faggot 1: Yeah man ill come over later and help you with yourCaldwell/West Caldwell District
A method that Ancient Monarchs concocted to control a cult population of People. Where some religions are passive, many religions are very violent and disturbing, but its followers ignore those parts. I guess you can call it brain-washing, to an extent, like really, do you think that a virgin could give birth to a baby? and that Mohammad saw the angel Gabriel and it told him to go to the city of Mecca. Honestly, people need to come to their senses. Catholics take orders from a pedifile who believes he's "a servant of god" when really he's just as bad as the rest of us. Religion is bascially a passive system of having control over a population of human beings. I am not anti- religion. or Anti Jesus,or anything. I am just saying, its a little far fetched.
Watch the Movie "Angels and Demons with Tom Hanks
Or, read ANY book about the renissance, play the game Assassin's Creed, or even. Just think for yourself. It'll all make sense to you eventually.
I AM NOT ANTI RELIGION. My family members are baptized christian, and i am an observant agnostic...
One who gives their full-effort on everything for no particular fucking reason. mostly associated with school, there is always that group of kids that just talk about school work and school shit and school this and school like. like yo, the reason why everyone thinks your a reject queer is because all you do is TRY- HARD. stop fucking trying to be the best at everything. its fucking embarressing.
Try Hard #1; Heyy taryn what did you get on the A.P. Trigonometry test?
Try Hard #2; Ohh i got a 98, i had to go to the nurse's office i was crying to hard. when i get home i'm going to rewrite that paper on quantum mechanics and how time travel is immp-----
Normal Kid; You are both Try-Hards shut the hell up. jesus your all really fucking annoying.
Cheap 59/50 hats that skinny white kids wear to try and fit in with the rest of the 'cool' black population. Not only are they the shittest type of hat in the Lids store, they embaress us normal kids that wear fitted's...yo seriously. Fuck a Snapback, and fuck dope fresh wanna be swagfags.. ya'll are making fools out of yourselves.. go spend a few extra fuckin dollars and buy a real hat.
Preppy White kid; yo Dude i got my chauffer to drive me to the lids store yesterday in willowbrooke mall, yo dude i bought myself 10 fresh snapbacks, im set for the week. yo
Normal Cool White Kid; Why are you wearing snap backs? are you fuckin gay?
Preppy White Kid; Nawh man i just wanna be like my idol Mac Miller, he's the best rapper ever, and Snapbacks are soo cool, i can't wait to buy another 20.
Normal White Kid; Bro go buy a real fucking hat, snapbacks are for poor people and kids that have irregularly shaped heads. Fuck yourself. Your better off wearing a Turban than that shit.