Not a, but THE county to live in if you're in New Jersey. A place where I feel as if I'm lowering the property value by simply driving through it. A place where the grass is green year round, all the traffic lights are green when you cruise through, the women are gorgeous, like they all just stepped off the runway and the birds chirp Beetoven symphonies. The houses are huge, the parties are sick and every car that drives by costs at least three times as much as my shit-ass house in South Jersey.
I was born and raised in New Jersey, but I will NEVER be able to afford to live in Bergen County . . . ever.