"So a fat bitch hit on me and I told her I'd rather go monkey
"I did so good on that test I had to go monkey
myself this afternoon"
"I won the lottery and the only thing I wanted to do was ]monkey] myself"
"I totally banged this 10 last night and immediately monkeyed
myself after in sheer satisfaction."
"9 out of 10 doctors agree that monkeying
yourself is the most satisfying form of birth control."