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2 definitions by tgun

 
1.
A gush of water escaping from the vaginal opening, following sex in a water filled environment, spreading the vulva like the parting of the Red Sea. It is typically accompanied by the dreaded "wet fart" sound, and the always mortifying "wet crotch" look.
After doggie style shower sex with her husband, Kristy was talking with her father in law when a thunderous aquaqueef filled his ears, and her underwear.
by Tgun March 22, 2014
 
2.
Being pregnant in your chin.
"she has become so fat, she looks chegnant!"
by tgun March 18, 2010