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Person 1: "Hey! Did you see that hobo living under the bridge? It's like you could tell he was riding the crystal dragon!"
Person 2: "Oh totally. Riding it's shimmery body into the bowels of refraction faction."
by tetsuhikokariya May 4, 2016
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For anybody who has a penis, it's whenever you see something that makes you extremely erect/rock hard.
"Man, that doujinshi made me diamonds."
by tetsuhikokariya September 10, 2015
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