2 definitions by ten523

Toner Boner

The extreme excitement a graphic designer feels toward the fine details of an exquisitely made print.

Uggghhhh look at that poster! See that ever so slightly raised ink? And the texture of the halfprint? This is giving me such a toner boner!

by ten523 January 29, 2011

Stage Shite

Anxiety over defecating in a public restroom.

I can't go in public! I get stage shite!

by ten523 January 29, 2011