324 definitions by telephony

Somebody who intentionally shits in the cistern (toliet tank).
You don't want to invite Tom to the kegger, because he is a habitual toliet tank defecator!
by Telephony January 03, 2011
A phrase that simply means "butt" or "ass".
One lousy screw fell off and you have to do all of ***THAT***?!? Man, what a pain in the toilet muscle!!!
by Telephony November 12, 2010
Very angry at somebody or something; it means the same (and is pronounced the same) as "pissed off".
Man I was so pyst off at that bunghole for stealing my towels out of the dryer at the laundromat!!!
by Telephony September 21, 2010
Pissologist {\pis AWL' ə jĭst\ (n.)} Somewhat vulgar slang term for "urologist", a medical specialty doctor who diagnoses & treats problems with the human urinary & reproductive systems; including cancer of the penus.
Gosh darn diddly-arn-it!!! I have to go to the stupid pissologist today so that he can examine those growths on my nutsack!!!
by Telephony June 22, 2012
Very common misspelling of the word toilet.

When the misspelling is input into a computer speech synthesis program, it can come out sounding like "to'LEET", "TOL'ee'et" (like Juliet from Romeo & Juliet), or "toe'LYE'et" depending on the speech synthesis program used.

For example, it sounds like "toe'LYE'et" on the SAM speech synthesizer for the Commodore 64 computer.
Hey Homer!!!
Are you flushing those springs down our toliet?
by Telephony December 07, 2011
Means the same thing as ticked off, pissed off, teed off, etc. (e.g. extremely angry)
Melanie got very torqued off when she discovered that her Facebook account had been hacked and subsequently altered to replace her photograph with one of a dead giraffe.
by Telephony June 23, 2011
A phrase that means cussing -- like "potty mouth", "garbage mouth", or "gutter mouth".
Don't drop that coffeepot on your foot, or you'll develop a case of toilet tongue so severe, the casting director for National Lampoon's new movie "@*$%! You and @*$%! The @*$%ing @*$%! Too!" might call and want you to play the lead role.
by Telephony November 20, 2010

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