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110 definitions by telephony

36. piddle opposite of "on"
A nice way of saying "piss off".
Works better when written or typed vs. spoken.
Piddle opposite of "on", piddle wingless hymenoptera

(means "piss off, piss ant")
piss off pee potty uranation
by Telephony Sep 25, 2010 add a video
37. Pyst off
Very angry at somebody or something; it means the same (and is pronounced the same) as "pissed off".
Man I was so pyst off at that bunghole for stealing my towels out of the dryer at the laundromat!!!
38. Nai
What rock star Billy Squier often says when he is intending to say the personal pronoun, "I".
{Sung, as in Squier's song, "(Another) 1984"}: Nai can't uranate!

(literally translates to, "I am not able to infuse this molten glass with an anion oxide of the heavy metal uranium")
i nai naih billy squier
by telephony Sep 12, 2012 add a video
39. pisscan
\PIS'kan\ (n.) A somewhat vulgar slang term for a wall-mounted porcelain urinal.
Hey, I need to use the f'ing pisscan before we leave!!!
40. pothead
This word is definitely ***NOT*** pronounced \poa THEED'\ -- a person who's only real goal is to spark up another bowl; basically ignoring all else unlike a regular, garden-variety stoner.
{Chris}: Hey Joe, you know why Danny didn't show up for work this morning, donchya?

{Joe}: Yeah I do actually. Danny is a real pothead, and probably pissed away his last $20 on a dime bag for Christ sakes!!!
41. toliet
Very common misspelling of the word toilet.

When the misspelling is input into a computer speech synthesis program, it can come out sounding like "to'LEET", "TOL'ee'et" (like Juliet from Romeo & Juliet), or "toe'LYE'et" depending on the speech synthesis program used.

For example, it sounds like "toe'LYE'et" on the SAM speech synthesizer for the Commodore 64 computer.
Hey Homer!!!
Are you flushing those springs down our toliet?
42. F46607
This is the word "faggot" typed in such a manner that it bypasses the onboard censor found in most internet BBS software.

Also used by people who type the majority of their emails and other messages in "1337 5p34k" (elite speak).
OMG!!! Johnny is such a huge F46607 for wanting to suck that cruise ship purser's dick!!!
faggot fag homo queer suck dick l33t 1337 censor
by telephony Dec 6, 2011 add a video
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