545 definitions by telephony
Not this morning Dean, I have an appointment with the asshole doctor at 8:15 so he can take a look at my anal warts!
by telephony May 17, 2014
{Derek}: Hey Sam, didjya hear that Justin Beiber got thrown in the clink for driving hammered again?
{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!
{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!
by telephony June 17, 2014
What you'll see if you pull your front pants pockets completely inside-out; performing this action empties the entire contents of your pockets -- even tobacco fragments and lint cannot escape detection here.
When somebody points at your pockets and demands to see rabbit ears, you are unquestionably being accused of theft.
When somebody points at your pockets and demands to see rabbit ears, you are unquestionably being accused of theft.
{Josh}: Drake, empty those pockets! I have a $50 bill missing and I'm pretty sure that you took it.
{Drake}: {listlessly pulling things out of his pockets}
{Josh}: Cummon Drake, let's see some rabbit ears!
{Drake pulls his pockets inside-out; a $50 bill flutters to the ground}
{Josh}: I knew it, you lowlife butt wagon! It's a good thing that I won't call the fuzz and have your ass hauled off to the city joint!!!
{Drake}: {listlessly pulling things out of his pockets}
{Josh}: Cummon Drake, let's see some rabbit ears!
{Drake pulls his pockets inside-out; a $50 bill flutters to the ground}
{Josh}: I knew it, you lowlife butt wagon! It's a good thing that I won't call the fuzz and have your ass hauled off to the city joint!!!
by telephony July 9, 2020
It's not what you might think: on the telly program, "Blaze and the Monster Machines" when Blaze (a talking monster truck) says, "Let's blaze", it "grows" these blue-glowing tailpipes and kicks ass. However, when somebody says, "let's blaze!" in the real world, they'll whip out a big-ass bong or a big fat bowl and spark it up.
by telephony February 5, 2019
Has a very similar definition to the phrase for Christ's sake!, but the devil is referenced instead of Jesus.
by telephony September 25, 2013
A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.
by telephony March 27, 2020
This phrase means much the same as coffee penus, but can be used by both males and females (since all females except for perhaps late pre-op transsexuals do not have dicks).
{Jesús}: Cummon Horhay, let's get going!
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.
by telephony May 18, 2014