396 definitions by telephony

134
How one might spell the name, "José" if they can't spell Spanish names.
The spelling, "H-O-Z-A-Y" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.
JC Penney bastardised the song, "Feliz Navidad" by Hozay Feliciano this Christmas!
by Telephony December 18, 2013

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135
To tell on somebody.
Hey Hoolio!!! You knarked on me, so now I'm gonna knark on you about the weed stashed between your mattresses!!! Revenge is sweet isn't it, Hoolio?
by Telephony December 08, 2013

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136
An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.
Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.
by Telephony November 16, 2013

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137
How one might spell the name of the card game, "Pinochle" because it is pronounced as though it were spelled, "Pee knuckle".
Martha, I'm going over to Ron's house tonight because he's hosting a Pee knuckle competition.
by Telephony October 08, 2013

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A somewhat vulgar slang term for one of those wall-mounted porcelain urinals; the fixture found in men's rooms put there for the sole purpose of collecting and then disposing of micturition (urine).
Hey Josh, wait a sec!
I need to go and use the pisser before we go to the next club!
by Telephony July 08, 2013

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139
A place where straight male prisoners who have committed particularly heinous crimes are sent -- typical penile colonies are on distant islands and are primarily inhabited by F47707s who have also committed particularly heinous crimes.

The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.
Hey, didjya hear that Bernie in New Seattle hosed down all of those schoolchildren and got sentenced to life in a penile colony?
by Telephony June 26, 2013

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140
A program shown on Spike TV that's a documentary / reality show where a man named Jon Taffer finds bars that are going down the toliet for some reason or other (shitty sanitation, crappy management, poopy bar food, seedy crowds, problems with the liquor, hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, etc. and then retrains the bar & kitchen staff for new food & drink recipes and rebuilds the bar itself in hopes that the new branding and new food & bar menus will bring back customers.
I'm gonna watch Bar Rescue on the telly tonight to see if Jon Taffer can pull The Purple People-Eater out of the dumper.
by Telephony April 24, 2015

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