3 definitions by tehking84

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The biggest pimp of the city of Detroit, a city with so much crime that even the mayor is a criminal.
Man: How much for a night?

prostitute: Sorry, Kwame Kilpatrick wants to use me tonight.
by tehking84 January 28, 2010

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A magical time in the middle of the night where everything on the internet seems much funnier than it really is.
Me: I just got a great laugh from funnyjunk last night

friend: nothing there is funny

me: I laughed my ass off at their shitty content. Then again it was four in the morning.
by tehking84 July 05, 2010

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A city with so much crime and violence, people would rather blow themselves up on a plane than spend a day there.
A man from Nigeria on a plane headed for Detroit attempted to blow up the plane.
by tehking84 February 07, 2010

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