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1 definition by teh uber wun

 
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udp
UDP is a transfer protocol for printers.
Its how they print paper and stuff.

TCP is for games and photoshop.
Man 1 : why is my printer not working?
Man 2 : your udp is screwed up, get a faster modem.
by teh uber wun October 20, 2004
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