3 definitions by teh dub

Top Definition
(verb.)

To masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by individuals who are lacking the social skills necessary to have a sexual relationship.
The socially awkward emo kid cryfaps in the gym locker room during lunch.

Because the object of his affection is both pregnant and engaged, Little Johnny cryfaps to internet porn in his room all day.
by teh dub January 03, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
verb:

To screw up, break, or destroy something. Usually relating to a stupid reason. A fuck-up or major blunder.

"tooefed," or "tooef'd," pronounced toof'd
I just tooefed my job and got fired by stalking the boss's pregnant daughter. Now I just cryfap in the corner of my basement apartment all day.

I tooefed my computer by dropping it off of my balcony.

I tooefed my car by pulling out into oncoming traffic without looking! ohnoes.
by teh dub August 13, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
acronym for "Beats The Shit Out Of Me"
"What the hell is that guy talking about?"

"BTSOOM"
by teh dub August 17, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt