5 definitions by tedooooooooooo

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:u
A parody of other emoticons.
Like people who abuse "LOL" "XD" and other emoticons/abbreviations, :u serves absolutely no purpose. In fact, it merely takes up space. Abuse it wisely.
"hai guyz i would <3 to meet you lol XD XD "

"Get off my internets, pedo. :u
by tedooooooooooo December 26, 2007

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:~U
A fatherly figure for the :u emoticon.

Like :u, :~U serves no real purpose. The face doesn't represent any specific emotion, nor does it signify any specific meaning.

:~U is more of a parody of other emoticons than an emoticon in itself.
"I've been awake for 3 straight days. :u"

":~U SON GO TO BED"
by tedooooooooooo December 26, 2007

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The penis.

Kinda the spiritual opposite of the birth canal, but not nearly as painful.
"ow, you punched me in the brovaries"
"no homo, bro, and plus my bro canal took some of the hit"
"o ok"
by tedooooooooooo July 29, 2009

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Male Testicles. Yep.
Chicks before Dicks!
Well, Brovaries before ovaries.
=/
by tedooooooooooo July 29, 2009

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To finish a (especially alcoholic) drink.
Yo, Obama! Last day of the presidency. What are you gonna do with that expensive bottle of liquor?
OBAMA: I'm gonna fuckin' five it.
by tedooooooooooo June 18, 2016

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