3 definitions by tea shop poet

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The care and attention a female (or male) can/or regularly give to their feet in order to not scare others when wearing sandals, ripping sheets during sex, or to relax and pamper themselves or others. This can also be done in a spa or nail salon for a fee.

The Pedicure consists of:
1. Foot Soak
2. Foot Scrub/File/Pumice Stone
3. Cuticule Work
4. Dry, Massage Foot
5. Polish and/or Nail Art
You: Girrrl.. just got my toes done!
Friend: Me too! Now we wont scare people away anymore!!

OR

You: Baby, I got a surprise for you..
Your Man: Oh really? I hope it's a pedicure, your feet ripped my sheets last week!

pedi, feet, pamper, relax
by tea shop poet August 05, 2009

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That one person that can name the song, artist, album, composer, writer and label an artist puts out. This person can also do this from a few beats of a song.
*song starts to play*
Friend: Hey, what song is this?
You: That's Nu Shooz with "I Can't Wait" off of their album 'Poolside'. They are a husband and wife team that wrote this song about wanting to get "together" *wink wink* after a long day. It's release was in the 80's. Thety are also a one hit wonder.
Friend: You damn Human iPod! *changes station*
human, iPod, ipod, music
by tea shop poet August 23, 2009

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To show something as funny, or comical, but only in a sacastic sense, or when you are laughing at your own joke
You: Damn! She looks toe up from the flo up! *looking in the mirror and laughs*
Friend: Oh, you and your hilarity *rolls eyes and looks*
You: That I am! *missing the insult*

funny, sarcastic,hilarious
by tea shop poet August 05, 2009

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