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2 definitions by tchotchytchotchtchotch

 
1.
A sexually attractive person who is underage or otherwise illegal to have sex with.
Chuck, the big cheese, got a woodie whenever his assistant Lois walked by, but never schtupped her, since she was a poison apple. He was too samrt for that - besides, she looked like she wouldn't give it up without some work.
by tchotchytchotchtchotch August 15, 2009
 
2.
onomatopoeic word to describe the sound of milk or some other beverage coming out your nose from attempting not to laugh.
Vagrant: Sir, could you spare a quarter?
Citizen with latte: Sorry, I don't have any cash. (sips drink)
Vagrant: So you want to do a debit?
Citizen: Bchork!
Vagrant: Are you okay? I can call an ambulance if you've got a quarter.
Citizen: Bchork!
by tchotchytchotchtchotch August 20, 2009