2 definitions by tayle

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A nymphomaniac who only shows sexual interest in individuals of Canadian decent. Thought to be the sexual pioneers responsible for the creation of canadian history.
American Girl: Hey, would you like to have sex?

Canadymphomaniac: No thanks, I suffer from canadymphomania.

American Girl: Oh, well... I could wear a mounty costume!

Canadymphomaniac: Thanks... but it just wouldn't be the same.
by tayle February 05, 2010

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A special sexual action that is generally only performed by members of a small sexual sub-culture who suffer from Canadymphomania.

Foreplay consists of watching a hockey game while engaging in verbal sexual foreplay (the more ehs that can be included in this portion the better).

Most canadymphomaniacs prefer to use Canadian national brand condoms which are, not surprisingly, shaped as maple leaves. These condoms are also unique in that the company uses only the purest maple syrup for its lubrication.

Both individuals engaged in the Canadian History are dressed as mounties, and depending on level of skill with the sex act try to engage in intercourse while removing as little of their costume as possible. The actual position of the sex act is independently referred to as the mounty.

More daring individuals try to do canadian history in daring locations i.e. mooseback, at the summit of any Canadian mounty, or in any public location within the province of Quebec for the added sexual stimulant of insulting the province's natives who do not fill the Canadymphomaniacs sexual desire for Canadian partners.

After a successful completion it is common to head over to Tim Horton's to unwind by being unnaturally nice to strangers and pretending to belong to a sovereign nation despite still being subjects of the British Queen.
John: So, Susie... would you ever be interested in doing a Canadian History?

Susie: Oh, John! I thought you'd never ask, I've had a bullmoose on reserve at the local farm just waiting for you to proposition!
by tayle February 05, 2010

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