Father of Nate and Klown Klownwinski, heirs apparent to the Klownmunist kingdom and revolution. Also a former basketball coach famous for his losing strategy of having his sons shoot three-pointers. Best friend and confidante of Jack Moss, another Klown
1. A party hosted by Klownmunists 2. A party in a stopped train 3. A bunch of goddamn klowns about to take over the world and institute a democtatorship
"The good people sleep well at night as long as they're not at sleepaway camp, in which case they will be "sent home". Stopped trains will be reserved for living clownundrums, but if there's a shortage of terror, basement dorm rooms will have to do."