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3 definitions by tarquin

 
1.
A tampon
Used by females during their 'monthly bleed'
by Tarquin June 19, 2003
 
2.
The french pronouciation of 'beef' usually used in the UK to describe an overly-used Vagina
Just look at her sweaty Beuf
by Tarquin June 19, 2003
 
3.
Plural of stan. As in person from Pakistan residing in England.
"Them fucking stans are taking over" - Observation.

"I'm gonna get some rice from that stan market" - When needs must.

"The only good thing about stans, is that they cook a cunting good curry" - On night on ale.

"That must be a fucking stan car" - When hearing a car stereo before it's in sight. Also, on seeing a shit MR2 that has had tinted windows and big bore exhaust.

"Aw fuck. I've gotta sit next to a stan" - Worst case scenario. Only one seat left on public transport.

"I wish all them stans would fuck off" - Best case scenario.

"Fucking hell mate, you're stinking like a stan" - friend who has severe body odour problem.
by Tarquin October 26, 2004