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13 definitions by tardy mctard

 
1.
Team that should rebound from a horrific 99-loss season in 2004 with the additions of Adrian Beltre, Richie Sexson, Pokey Reese and new manager Mike Hargrove, only if their pitching is halfway decent
The Mariners should finish higher than last place this year.
by Tardy McTard February 08, 2005
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2.
1. Everything that is wrong with Major League Baseball. Their owner, George Steinbrenner is a greedy bastard who buys at least 3 players every offseason

2. The reason Major League Baseball needs a salary cap.

3. Their season is considered a "bust" if they don't win the World Series.
The New York Yankees are the gayest team ever!
by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004
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3.
Something that is just pure junk, see useless
Miles "Tails" Prower is GARBAGE!
by Tardy McTard July 27, 2004
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4.
A game for Sega Genesis, sounds really stupid but is actually a very fun game, although it is 10 years old.
Paperboy for SEGA is a classic.
by Tardy McTard July 26, 2004
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5.
The combination of a good running back and an average quarterback. Also fumbles WAY too much.
Michael Vick is a good runner, but a so-so passer partly because of his subpar recievers.
by Tardy McTard February 04, 2005
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6.
An old crusty guy that plays softball in dirty old jeans and can be often seen on the playing field rounding the bases with a cigarette in his mouth.
Jerry, gimme those 20 pairs of moldy sneakers and 30 packs of Camels before I strangle ya!
by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004
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7.
A 20-year old pro wrestler who got in trouble for throwing a punch at the referee, Hardcore Jerry and now Jerry and Fly are arch rivals. Also known as "Jonny Bug"
Hardcore Jerry: Hey Bug, I'm callin' you out!
Jonny Fly: Go for it, shithead!
(Hardcore Jerry jumps Jonny Fly and the fight begins!)
by Tardy McTard July 30, 2004
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