A Spanish woman with the face of a moth and the voice of a chipmonk.
Tom Cruise pays her to date him so people wont find out that he's gay.
Billy: Hey Wendy do you wanna go see that Penelope Cruz movie tonight?
Wendy: No, Billy, I'm scared of moths.
A gorgeous and awesome actor, famous for being best friends with Ben Affleck and winning an Oscar for writing "Good Will Hunting".
When Ben Affleck and Matt Damon have sex, Matt Damon is always on top cuz he's the coolest.
Somebody who is getting a little bit carried away.
If some guy tries to take your pants off after you've only been making out for thirty seconds, you say "EASE UP, TURBO!!!"
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