a red and swollen ear on only one side of the head - from holding a stupid cell phone up to it all day long.
I had to start using my speakerphone because my cell ear got so bad.
Those little round balls of dog crap that you find in your house when you have an Australian Shepherd dog. He goes outside like he's supposed to but little turds get caught up in his long fur and brought into the house for you to step on them in the middle of the night...
I stumbled into the bathroom last night and stepped on a damn aussieturd again! Eeeuck!
When the old guy in the car in the left turn lane in front of you has his right turn signal blinking.
OMG, he's got the wrong turn signal on again…must be a severe case of senile turnmentia...
When you throw up in your mouth a little.
Seeing that woman walk away in spandex made me upchuckelite.