A street legal 'monster truck' that never actually sees work or dirt. Inspires
the question 'how did he climb into that?'. Virtually always driven
by a male (the 'douche'), driver
with a collar or without head gear of some sort
(ball cap or cowboy hat preferred). Extra credit for diesels, especially
with the 'stacks' coming
up through the bed behind the cab in an attempt to replicate the look of an 18-wheeler, ironically rendering the vehicle even more useless.