1 definition by talbatross

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someone who shares the characteristics of a Douche. Eg) excesive amounts of hair wax and or gell, believes wearing beads makes them look more masquline.

THe word crobone derives from the ancient egyptian word Croboneiusem. pronounced Crow-bone-ee-us-em. which the egyptian peasent used to call fellow egyptians who used to much hair gell.
"Hey pauly that kids got a lot of wax in his hair and those beads are awfully distracting"

"yeah, what a crobone"
by talbatross November 17, 2009

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