What you will get when you eat too much of the new Torpedo sub sandwich at Quizno's. What happens is your stomach juts out too far and prohibits you from accomplishing everyday tasks.
symptoms include extreme stomach pain, diarrhea, satiation, laziness, and possibly morbid obesity.
Man 1: Dude, what's up with that guy's stomach? It seems to jut out from his stomach and he's having problems getting into his car.
Man 2: It's because he has Torpedo Belly.