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5 definitions by t0bee

 
1.
A male by birth a genes, who has a vagina and menstruates. He also is covered in grease and slime.
Fuck, that vaginapig's such a greasy fuck you wonder how he gets his tampax in.
by t0bee April 20, 2008
 
2.
Kangaed is the past tense of the action verb, the 'reverse kanga' or simply known as the 'kanga'. It is akin to the phrase 'asskum' in 500, meaning 'bad distribution' or 'poor distribution' in hands, sometimes legitimately but often an excuse for a poor bid or overbid. Hence, the phrase, "You have been kangaed!"
1. "FMDABMP Brattislavisthma, you kangaed Abba's bog in topshelf style", uttered Premmy in absolute disbelief after exiting the aforementioned bog.

2. "Hahahaha....you've been kangaed", squealed ecstatically Staying Alive whilst unsure whether or not he is who he says he is.
by t0bee April 21, 2009
 
3.
The remnant fecal stool determinedly budged in the bowel just before the opening of the anus.
Fuck, this bohdan is so painful I feel like i have a brick up my arsehole.

by t0bee April 21, 2008
 
4.
1. to do a reversie
2. 'bad' distribution in 500
1. "Fuck Robbielard, that kanga is damned nasty. Brat's gone in there and eaten it, the turd burglar he is," Wobs exclaimed.
2. "FFS, i've got a fucken kanga," muttered Von as his assbled from a metaphorical anal raping.
by t0bee April 20, 2009
 
5.
The remnant fecal stool determinedly budged in the bowel just before the opening of the anus.
Fuck, this bohdan's so painful I feel like i have a brick up my arsehole.
by t0bee April 20, 2008