1 definition by synaesthete

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Her
1. the woman, i.e. your master
2. the mistress, i.e. the unspeakable
3. your wife - a combination of the prior two
4. the love of your life - usage rare and very infrequent. usually they have beautiful names spoken breathily.
i have to go now, it's her on the phone.

i have to go to her place with a dozen long stemmed roses and a quart of ice cream.

by synaesthete November 09, 2003

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