8 definitions by symple jack
| 1. | beastie boys | ||
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the best jews since jezus. i just got the new beastie boys album hello nasty
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| 2. | sex and the city | ||
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a show about 3 hookers and their mom did u watch sex and the city last night
no i dnt watch porn with a plot |
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| 3. | jerk sock | ||
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a sock that when guys are jerking off they (jizz) in it so it wont be on the curtains, carpet, bed or couch. i had to flush my jerk sock because my mom came into the bathroom
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| 4. | Swiss colony beef log | ||
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what christmas is all about. Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree, And mama's in the kitchen Making some herbal tea. Windows are covered with frost And the candles are all alight, But as I wander through this quiet house, Something just doesn't seem right. You see, every year, the neighbors bring us A Swiss Colony Beef Log. But the neighbors aren't around (around, around) There's no Beef Log to be found this year. (No Beef Log) Christmas isn't Christmas Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log. Without those cheeses and meats I don't think I can get along. Mother tries to comfort me; She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog." I fucking hate eggnog, seriously. But what do I see Underneath the tree? Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me! Ah, ah, ah, Baby!! Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby! That's what Christmas is all about! My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby! Makes a little boy scream and shout! Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony! Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la! Sweet! |
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| 5. | death claw | ||
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the hardest enemy to kill in Fallout 3. They can be seen killing super mutant behemoths. goddamnit, there is a fickin death claw. Now i cant complete quests
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| 6. | Subway Scraps | ||
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the lettuce and cheese that was once in your sandwich. there is usually some ends of bread ends in there. there might be some shredded cheese in there too guy 1 want my subway scraps?
guy 2 no man i still got my sandwich |
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| 7. | nintendo revolution | ||
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a wii that is the most over rated 250 doller, plastic impulse buy. it just has 1 good 3rd party game and this is a definition that is made in 2009 not pre realease hype damnit this has no games. stupid nintendo revolution
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