A show about a bunch of sick losers who all live together in a freakily clean house, that isn't big enough for 7 people but they cram them in anyway because they're family and they're trying to teach lessons about moral values. It obviously didn't work, just look at Mary Kate and Ashley Olson!
Kristen- Hey, can i come over to your house tonight?????
Danny (full house star dude)- Sure, you can come meet the other 6 loser creeps that all live in the same house as me.
Kristen- You're sick!!!!! I feel bad for your children!!!!!
Danny- Oh you should!!!!