act perpetrated by a law enforcement professional, while on duty, involving a uniformed officer, a car, a penis and some innocent bystanders... and of course masturbation.
I saw officer smith car jacking across the street from a women's fitness center this morning, noone was injured except his pride.
Actual real news story:
NEWPORT - Sgt. D____ S____, 43, of the Newport Police
Department was fired Thursday after he allegedly exposed himself
to two women while on duty in his patrol car
Smith was allegedly seen masturbating
himself while behind the wheel in the police car
parked next to a hair salon.