6 definitions by swizzbo

Euphemism for "Asshole", observationally derived both from them the holes in Swiss Cheese (see also "Swizz chessed up") and from "swizzle stick", a useless throwaway itemsused to stir drinks, mix glue, or pick noses. Can be contracted to "swizz". A swizzole that is engaged actively practising the art of being themselves can also be described as a "swizzard". Adjectivally, can be used as "swizzant" Compare with the Romany "chev", also meaning "asshole"
"Fuck you, swizz!!"
"Look at that kacker over there. What a fucking swizzard!"
"You open your mouth again, and I'll shove this right up your swizz!"
"Don't be so swizzant high and mighty with me, fuck face"
by swizzbo March 05, 2004
Verb, Transitive: "To trash or destroy inanimate objects in the manner of a small kitten (or a bored house cat.)"
"While they were at work, their kitten metertzulated the new roll of toilet paper, the curtains, and the house plants."
by SWIZZBO February 13, 2004
1. N: One who messes things up/fucks them up beyond all recognition, or who generally sucks, especially below the belt and on non-human mammals.
2.Adj: Descriptive of one who displays the traits of the nominative definition
"Jason is such a fucking swiglar!You can sure tell that he was raised by trailer trash!!"

"get outta my face, you reptile-swiggling pig!"
by swizzbo March 05, 2004
Noun, derived from Farsi: rectum,anus,ass hole, also bhung hole: impolite term for male Islamic homosexual receptor. Also, by implication, any raghead, especially Afghans, Iraqi insurgents, or other 911 ghost writers.

Compare with: kraut,dink,gomer
"Hey Sarge, did you see that djhimbhab's face when he got hit with that .50 cal tracer?"

"Say hello to Allah, Djhimbhab"
by SWIZZBO February 13, 2004
A senior citizen, especially one that is verging upon infirmity and /or isn't completely aware of his/her/its surroundings or what constitutes appropriate contemporary behaviour.
Cf:Ger: "alte Kacker", lit. "old shitter"
"Yo! I hate it when those kackers can't read the "15 Items or less" sign at the express checkout."

"Change lanes right now. That kacker shouldn't be behind the wheel!"
by SWIZZBO February 13, 2004
see "swizzole"
Fuck you, swizz...
by swizzbo March 05, 2004

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