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2 definitions by swerty35

 
1.
somebody who is disgusting both visually and smellularly
Sarah Palin is a shart balloon
by swerty35 January 13, 2011
 
2.
1. A creative way of referring to someone as being any of the following: greedy, a douche, a greedy douche, ugly, ginger, or an over all moron.
2. A large flying pale white reptile whose face is deep red, resembling a used tampon.
"stop hogging the seat you flying tampon"

"Oh my god, that man's dog was just carried off by a flying tampon"
by swerty35 April 03, 2010