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Stupid hash-tagging everywhere on everything people.

This term is used to describe and/or mock those annoying people on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and any other online social media or sharing site that allows a person to enter their own idiotic text and then commence to hash tag the shit out of it.

This term is also relates to the fact that aforementioned people usually travel in flocks, much like sheep, clogging up news feeds and websites and leaving behind trails of their shit.

It is to be considered the equivalent of hash-tagging a hash tag.
Stephanie: I am so tired of my feed being clogged up by dumb people and their nonsensical hashtags!

Mel: Oh, you mean the #S.H.E.E.P.?

Christina: OMG, yes!!! I can't stand that!!

Stefanie: Yeah, it's just ignorant. They're all ignorant.

Mel: Yeah I wish someone would steal the hash tag key off of their computers. Stupid #S.H.E.E.P.
by sweet_melissa79 February 03, 2013

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A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.
Greg: What'd you do last night?

Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.

Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?

Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.
by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013

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The term used for when a dude pretends to be a chick online for the sake of sexual arousal, fantasy and gratification purposes. The dude then gets so caught up in his fantasy that he forgets he is a dude and sets up to meet the object of his online affection thereby creating a "Ding Dong Dude" situation.
Guy #1: These last couple weeks have been amazing! I can't wait to meet you in real life!

Guy #2 (pretending to be a girl): Oh my god! I know right?! I'm so excited! I just know we will have even more fun than we have online!

-2 weeks later-

Guy #3: Hey whatever happened to that hottie you were talking to online? I thought you drove out to meet her or something.

Guy #1: Yeah. I don't really wanna talk about it.

Guy #3: Dude, stop being a pussy! Was she a beast? Hideous? Did she Catfish ya?

Guy #1: No. It was a Ding Dong Dude kinda thing. Like...showed up to meet and it was like whoa...you're a dude.

Guy #3: Whoa. My condolences man.
by sweet_melissa79 March 07, 2013

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Nut udders are the udders that descend from ones nuts after prolonged periods of having people be "all up on your nuts". They are similar to cow udders in that people could in fact suckle them but unlike cow udders they produce no milk for nourishment. The sole purpose of nut udders are to serve as a comforting sensation for those that are constantly all up on your nuts.
Mel: So have you seen that new movie yet? Everyone seems to be saying it is good but I am wondering if it's just because they have met the writer.

Becca: I don't know I haven't seen it but I've been hearing mixed reviews.

Mel: Yeah me too. I think it's just because they are all nursing from his nut udders.
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LMAOSMK is the chat/text lingo for Laughing My Ass Off Slapping/Smacking My Knees. This is normally used when a simple LMAO just doesn't fit the occasion. LMAOSMK can be used on occasions that someone falls, someone tells a really good joke that you haven't heard before, it can also be used for those moments that you laugh until you can't breathe and the slapping/smacking of the knees actually reminds you to take a breath in before you pass the fuck out.
D: Knock. Knock.

M: Who's there?

D: Interrupting Cow

M: Interrupting Cow wh

D: (interupts) Moo!

M: LMAOSMK! You are so stupid!
by Sweet_Melissa79 December 05, 2012

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