3 definitions by suzlooky

(pronounced like poacher) - a male friend who never seems to find women on his own but easily talks to any woman that you (or your circle of friends) decide(s) to talk to.
Jim- Hey, I'm thinking of bringing Michelle back to the dorm tonight to hang out.
Donnie- Don't bring her by Aaron's room, he's a broacher.
by Suzlooky October 31, 2009
When, in the process of pulling-out from vaginal intercourse, you get out just in time to blow your "bomb" all over the female's bush.
Rich - "Hey man, how'd it go last nite with that chick?"
Jim - "Dude, it was alright but I had a scare when I barely got out in time. I managed to Carpet Bomb her though."
Rich - "What a relief man, we don't need any Lil' Jimmys running around."
by suzlooky December 05, 2009
1. someone who does something stupid/dumb that others want to do but fear social rejection as a consequence of the selected action
I love you, but you are an idiot.

I can't believe you just did that, you idiot.
by suzlooky April 21, 2009

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