5 definitions by sutf

1. Tight Butthole Bro's
2. Guys who have tight buttholes and only fuck with tight buttholes.
You're such a TBB man, just a real bro
by sutf October 13, 2011
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1. The distance one can project matter from the urethra
2. The distance a man or woman can urinate
3. The distance a man can ejaculate
Do you know Sam? His critilo is 40 feet!
by sutf October 26, 2011
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1. A college senior who encourages underclassmen to get messed up
2. Someone who encourages everyone else at a party to get wasted and doesn't really drink much theirself
I got so wasted this weekend....all my friend's fault, he's such a backseat drinker.
by sutf October 13, 2011
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Never accept this. Use something the guy can't use on himself. Blow jobs are the minimum.
Why give me a hand job when I have way more practice at it than you
by sutf November 21, 2011
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