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5 definitions by superpooper

 
1.
When a female or male(in homosexual scenarios) grabs their partner's penis from behind and plants their tongue and lips on their asshole. Then he or she proceeds by licking and possibly eating out their partner's asshole. At the same time, he or she gives them a handjob. This movement that is performed is very much similar to playing a trombone.
Dude, last night I walked in on Sheeneequa while she was giving Dennis a rusty trombone.

My Boss frequently asks his employees to give him a rusty trombone.

Garrett could not resist asking for a rusty trombone after coming back from band camp.

Stewart: Hey Martha. I Think we should try something new today.
Martha: Like what?
Stewart: Give me a rusty trombone! Now!
Martha: But Stewart, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your gooch, it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best rusty trombone!
Stewart: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so horny right now.
by superpooper June 16, 2008
 
2.
The act of forcing a fart out of the anal region of the human body and accidentally losing control of bowels. Once this occurs, a feeling of utter disgust will be inflicted on said person who committed this act. There are many options on how to deal with this situation. A common solution for many people is to immediately find a lavatory or restroom facility of some sort. Check the underwear for any fairly large pieces of fecal matter. Remove said fecal matter and wipe your buttocks and any other affected areas clean with toilet paper provided. Forcing out a fart is very risky. It is not recommended to do at social gatherings.
Even though Winchester can fart on command, he sharted after eating a White Castle Crave Case.

Molly could not take the pressure of keeping in a fart, so she blew one and ended up sharting.

Bradley knew a fart was building up inside of him. With an atmosphere full of humor, he could not resist breaking wind. He did not know that his rectum was full of feces. Without hesitating, he let one out and suddenly a wet floppy sound came from him. At that moment, everyone stopped laughing and were disgusted. Bradley just sharted. He risked getting his pants dirty. He risked losing his dignity.
by superpooper June 15, 2008
 
3.
The act of forcing a fart out of the anal region of the human body and accidentally losing control of bowels. Once this occurs, a feeling of utter disgust will be inflicted on said person who committed this act. There are many options on how to deal with this situation. A common solution for many people is to immediately find a lavatory or restroom facility of some sort. Check the underwear for any fairly large pieces of fecal matter. Remove said fecal matter and wipe your buttocks and any other affected areas clean with toilet paper that is provided. Forcing out a fart is very risky. It is not recommended to do at social gatherings.
Even though Winchester can fart on command, he sharted after eating a White Castle Crave Case.

Molly could not take the pressure of keeping in a fart, so she blew one and ended up sharting.

Richard is prone to shart anytime someone scoops his man tits.

Bradley knew a fart was building up inside of him. With an atmosphere full of humor, he could not resist breaking wind. He did not know that his rectum was full of feces. Without hesitating, he let one out and suddenly a wet floppy sound came from him. At that moment, everyone stopped laughing and were disgusted. Bradley just sharted. He risked getting his pants dirty. He risked losing his dignity.
by superpooper June 16, 2008
 
4.
The act of receiving very tempting oral sex, commonly know as a blowjob, while expelling fecal matter on a toilet seat. It is common at most social gatherings such as house parties, where Mexican black beans are served, along with very erotic females walking around.
"Bitch, put that phone down and give me a blumkin!"

Sebastian gets a little cranky when his girlfriend refuses to give him a blumkin.

Kathy was forced to comfort Lewis when he was constipated by gently stroking his penis and giving him a blumkin.

I had a chalupa with extra spicy beans and I had to go release my stinky brownies in the potty room. I was having a painful struggle getting Mr. Poopie out, then all of a sudden Madeline came in. She grabbed my Mr. Wiggles and started sucking on it. At that moment, I realized I was getting a blumkin. Now I am popular just like the other douchebags in my 4th grade class.
by superpooper June 13, 2008
 
5.
1. One who commandeers a crew to explore undiscovered asshole and surrounding regions of the anal cavity and pillage any nearby ships abundant in rich, exquisite ass ; skilled in the activity of illegal trade of stolen ass or booty. Favorite activities among these vicious scoundrels include the popular sport of penis fencing and polishing the captain's wooden plank.

2. One who has an obsession with ass hole of some sort.
ARRRR! AHOY MATIES! Come, we have a long journey ahead of us. We must capture Captain Seaman's lost treasure of tropical arse! ARRR!

Captain! I believe we can't sail through the Storm of Diarrhea. We must sail west, otherwise we ass pirates may not live to see the light!

LAND HO! I see it! Over there! Those two hills that are very close to each other! ARRR! Alas, we have made it lads, we have found the arse we set sail to discover! I be proud of being an ass pirate! ARRR!!

Nathanial: Come on babe. Let me insert my corn on the cob into your fudge tunnel of love.
Jocelyn: No! Just fuck my pussy. I don't like it up the butt.
Nathanial: Please! I beg you. I just have a preference for tight spaces.
Jocelyn: That's it! I have had it. All you ever do is have butt sex with me. You never want my juicy pussy. We are finished! Nathanial, you truly are an ass pirate!
by superpooper June 16, 2008