Being shot point-blank in the sport of paintball.
While that damn newbie
Mappopolus was fiddling with his stingray, I straight up bunkered his monkey ass.
Anyone who plays the sport of paintball using a plastic gun, namely, anything made by Brass Eagle.
That God-damn newbie broke his barrel off when he tripped over that beaver dam.
One who buzzes parties looking for the "honeys," and often leaves green with envy.
Dave 'the french bakery B' is THE Green Hornet when it comes to the ladies; that poor soul will hit the right one some day, but for now, he is only left to go home and crank it.
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