4 definitions by suki sapperstein

Top Definition
when a woman is giving the male a blowjob, he pulls out and proceeds to whip his erect penis across the female's face while singing the theme song from the broadway musical "Oklahoma!".
"I gave that bicth an Oklahoma Red Face last night, holmes! She likes it rough!"
#oklahoma #blowjob #penis #woman #erect
by suki sapperstein November 28, 2007
When a woman and a man are engaging in missionary style sex, the woman wraps her unshaven legs around the male's back and proceeds to rub up and down, thus resembling a back scratcher.
"Yeah dude, I was fuckin this chick last night and she totally pulled a chico back scratcher on me! I look like Jesus after he got whipped now!"
#back #scratch #woman #sex #chico
by suki sapperstein November 28, 2007
While a male is having sex with a woman from behind, before ejaculation he pulls out and proceeds to paint the woman's back with his spermies.
"My masterpiece on that bitch's back was stupendous! I'm the new picasso!"
#picasso #sex #ejactulation #paint #sperm
by suki sapperstein November 28, 2007
The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.
"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."
#rigor #mortis #female #sexual #masturbate
by suki sapperstein November 28, 2007
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