An occurence when beating off to porn when you happen to cum at the same time as the camera flashes to a shot of the guy.
Brenden: every time i watch porn i always accidentally gay splooge.
Brett: its not an accidental gay splooge if your watchin gay porn you faggot.
when the people at concession stands don't give you enough cheese for your nachos resulting in you having to eat several stale overly salty nacho chips.
Bret: hey dude can I have a nacho.
Bill: go ahead I'm all out of cheese anyway, that bitch at the counter nacho fucked me.
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