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2 definitions by student of the scroll

 
1.
The act of jerking off to internet porn.
What's he doing in there with the door closed? I think he's running a virus scan.

I always run a virus scan before I leave the office.
by student of the scroll September 16, 2009
 
2.
Failure to properly secure a child in a motor vehicle.
Shouldn't that mom's kid be in a baby seat? Yeah, she's totally pulling a britney spears.
by student of the scroll September 05, 2009