88 definitions by stuart fletcher

<noun>
1) The reason she has a headache.
2) Straight men's worst enemy.
3) A phallic object which vibrates, primarily used to hand women an easy orgasm.
1)
JESSIE: "I have a headache, dear."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
2)
JAMES: "You were in the bathroom a long time, oh well let's get down!"
JESSIE: "I don't feel like it any more."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
3)
JAMES: "How about tonight then?"
JESSIE: "I'm using a vibrator James, I don't need you anymore."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
by Stuart Fletcher January 17, 2005
Knob <n>
1) The penis
2) An obnoxious person

To Knob <v>
3) The act of (hard) intercourse

See also knob-head
1) "Jimothy has a humongous knob!"
2) "Kevin is an absolute knob."
3) "Daryll knobbed Lucy after dinner."
by Stuart Fletcher November 01, 2004
<negative third person singular> Chiefly American Colloquial Contraction

A single word that is equivalent to other words such as:
1) Am not
2) Are not
3) Is not

==> Most likely originated in the Southern States of America as it flows easily with their accent but has now been used in many places around the world.
"I aint going."
"We aint going."
"He aint going."
by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005
<transitive verb>
1) To eject swiftly.
2) To utter suddenly.
3) To blow a full-on shed-full of baby-batter out of your jap's eye.
1) The pilot ejaculated from the aircraft just before the point of collision.
2) "Oh!" Thomas ejaculated, "That came as a surprise."
3) I have just ejaculated into your mother's vaginal crevice.
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
<noun> Slang abbreviation;

Literally, Body Odour. The smell that it created when bacteria feeds on sweat hence making it stale. Often unpleasant.
SIMON: "Charles, you have B.O. Go and wash your armpits!"
CHARLES: "I have taken your offensive statement and unmitigated imperative into account and have calculated an appropiate answer to your utterance: No."
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
A commonly-held view about a particular group of people e.g. a nation, social group, religion etc... Often incorrect and/or offensive.
Some common stereotypes:

+ Americans are all loud, fat and obnoxious.

+ British people are all snobs and have bad teeth.

+ French people are all frog-eating, onion-lovers called Pierre.

+ Jews are all money-grabbing masterminds trying to take over the world.

+ Irish people are all alcoholics who love scoffing potatoes and beating up their peers.

+ Muslims are all out to kill "civilised people" by blowing themselves up by plane, bus or train.

+ Goths are morbid, suicidal and listen to shitty bands with names like "Anal Cunt."

+ Emo kids all cry and write love poems sitting under trees in the rain, letting their mascara and eyeliner drip down their faces so everyone knows that their face was wet.

+ Chavs are all loud, anti-social thugs who all live on council estates, wear fake burberry, baseball caps, steal scooters and cars and anything else they can get away with.
by Stuart Fletcher October 17, 2005
A flabby, loose or overly spacious vagina. Has a complete lack of taughtness and can usually house large objects, possibly large objects being the cause.
"Mrs. Darlington at number 13 has a 'bucket' according to Heratio."
by Stuart Fletcher November 01, 2004

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