Upon finding the massage parlor he asked the hooker if he could have the "girlfriend
experience" because he really, really wanted to catch AIDS!
I had a cop in here earlier saying he was "doing research for a movie" and asked me what the "true girlfriend
experience" was. So I told this fool that it means, taking a ho out to a restraunt, movie, and kissing her in pubic. Can you believe that sucker left beliving me? What an idiot!!!!!!