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7 definitions by stowball

 
1.
A user who has dumped their previous browser in favour of Google Chrome, just because it's cool.
Person 1: "Firefox has served me well for so many years, but since anything Google does is just so fucking cool, I'm now using Chrome. *pause* Do you know how to find my bookmarks or menu bar?"

Person 2: "Chromosexual"
by stowball January 10, 2011
 
2.
The ringing and throbbing in your ears that you hear and feel when you try to get sleep after going to a loud gig/concert.

It's only noticeable when you get home and try to sleep. It can manifest itself up to 5 hours after the concert.
Fuck yeah, Metallica were awesome!

(3 hours later)

Finally, home to bed. Ah shit! Now I have Concert Ears.
by stowball January 04, 2011
 
3.
The award given to the player who loses at least 3 out of 5 races in a Mario Kart championship.

Losing all races results in Maximum Femmedangoes
Haha. Maximum Femmedangoes! Loser!
by stowball February 10, 2010
 
4.
Acute lower back pain - usually in unfit adults - arising from jumping on a trampoline
Boy: "Where's Grandad? I want to play with him again."

Mum: "No, he can't. He's in bed in agony with trampoline back after playing with you earlier."
by stowball December 26, 2011
 
5.
The frantic waving and brushing yourself off after walking in to a spiderweb (especially in the dark).
While taking the garbage out, I walked in to a massive spiderweb, droppped the bin on my foot, screamed like a banshee and did the spiderweb dance.
by stowball December 23, 2010
 
6.
A massive, angry-looking pimple or spot
Whoah! Check out the gumpy on the guy's neck!
by stowball August 31, 2011
 
7.
The award given to the player who wins at least 3 out of 5 races in a Mario Kart championship.

Winning all races results in Maximum Mandangoes
5-nil baby! Maximum Mandangoes! In your face losers!
by stowball February 10, 2010