had a parent/friend/spouse come dangerously close to finding their stash of sweaty knuckle material (be it tangible and therefore most likely hidden
under a mattress, or in a file marked
'Holiday Photos' in the deepest, darkest bowels of their computer) the act of feverishly
deleting/burning/disposing of this material occurs in what is collectively known as a 'Porn Panic'.
"Hey Brian, I heard you had naked pictures
of Michelle from our old school class, can I see them?"
"Sorry mate, I did, but the missus was poking
around on my laptop and came dangerously
close to finding
them so I deleted everything in a Porn Panic"