Missouri is an interesting state. Basically the lower half is full of rednecks who belong to the south, and the north is full of completely civilized intelligent people. St. Louis being the most intelligent city. Here we have smart people. good food, good attractions, and fun times all around. The weather kind of sucks, but we all love it anyway. The stereotypes about the north are really kind of funny really, because they just depict us all as inbred, redneck, dumbasses.
Guy 1: Hey have you ever gone to Missouri?
Guy 2: No, isn't it full of rednecks?
Guy 1: Nope, only the south.