Missouri is an interesting state. Basically the lower half is full of rednecks
who belong to the south, and the north is full of completely civilized intelligent people. St. Louis being the most intelligent city. Here
we have smart
people. good food, good attractions, and fun times
all around. The weather kind
of sucks, but we all love it anyway. The stereotypes
about the north are really kind
of funny really
, because they just depict us all as inbred, redneck, dumbasses.
Guy 1: Hey have you ever gone
Guy 2: No, isn't it full of rednecks?
Guy 1: Nope, only the south.