A surburban town that is EXTREMELY boring unless you know the right people. It is a farming community also, and the High School has a very high pregnancy rate. Most kids end up doing drugs in middle school because they are so bored but stop once they get a car.
Person 1: I'm so excited to go to Mexico for spring break!
Person 2: FML, I have to stay in Cottage Grove, MN.
Person 3: Wanna go get high at Kingston?
Person 2: Why the fuck not? Let's go.