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one who has a keen sense of sight and smell and has a complete fascination with the male anatomy. Also loves going to the gym not for working out, but for the sweet stench of men. Man stench is the only thing that can truly keep a kafka's burning desire under control.

A kafka has the innate ability to quickly correct any problem faster than a normal man. However the kafka lacks the ability to keep a knife sharp enough to stab a person. This is one of the kafka's favortie activities.

A kafka has an obsession with dark colors and women. Also posseses a highly active sex-drive which helps him to produce many others like him.

Was made famous by the movie Congo
prisoner: This is pure kafka
Angry african guy: Whose Kafka tell me?!?!
by stewballs May 14, 2011
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